The national parks of America aretruly spectacular . I do n’t love how you may look at the incredible sights of Yosemite or ( my personal favourite ) Zion and imagine " yeah that ’s just a bunch of crappy crap with some rocks sprinkled on it " but ostensibly multitude can and do . And they ’re leaving a book of their awful opinionsall over the Internet .
Now house decorator and illustratorAmber Sharehas been turning the reviews into card , which have run low viral over the last few sidereal day because they ’re dead awesome .
Take for example thisone - adept recapitulation of Yellowstone .
" I would give it 0 sensation if I could . I ’ve traveled all across the States and this is by far the worst position I ’ve been so far . So the parking area itself is nothing noble-minded , there are mountains , trees , and lake . Nothing too salient . The one matter that makes this place different from other parks is the geysers . I was highly underwhelmed , " the unimpressed visitor wrote .
" They expect SO much better in the ikon . If you want a like look just boil a pot of water at home . Another issue is the lack of cell phone service , " they continue , before complaining " the food here sucks " .
Their epical conclusion , as spotlight in this card , is :
Then there ’s this brutal squelch of Capitol Reef National Park in Utah .
And one of the most beautiful places on the whole goddamn planet , Yosemite , in California ’s Sierra Nevada mountain .
This one is just saying what we ’re all thinking .
And now a few case of " well what in the name of hell were you expecting to see ? "
This somebody kick that a glacier was too frigid . Which I ’d indicate is more of a review of their own inability to wear appropriate clothing .
This one is a criticism of [ squint ] everything in creation .
My favourite may be this person , who was disappoint that the astounding beauty of Arches National Park in Utah did n’t live up to the expectation sic by Utah ’s permit plates .
If you like these , be sure to followsubparparksfor more .
" For the next 61 weeks , I ’ll be sharing an illustration of each of America ’s lovely national parks , along with a line from a real 1 - star review of that park , " Amber Sharewrote on Instagram . " Because seemingly even female parent nature is subject to the wrath of the Internet . "
You might want to confab some of these shoes while you still can . The Trump administration has made the largest attempts toremoveandreduce protectionsfor national parks and repository in the States thanany government in history .
