LAKE TAHOE , Nevada ( Agencies ) — Popular engineering science web log andcocktail bar guideGizmodo has sued leading international newspaper The Onion for libel , following the latter late article on Microsoft Corp. ’s ( MFST)Zune 2MP3 player ’s howl achiever .
In declaration to the Reno Gazzette Journal this first light , Gizmodo ’s editor program - in - chief Brian Lam categorically denied that he consult to the second - coevals Zune as having “ great design . ” “ The Onion just made that whole thing up ” Mr. Lam said , “ what I really say was that the Zune 2 is an awing small-arm of innovative engineering , a technological find that will affect all engineering science breakthroughs to come . The design , however , is a little bland . ” Visibly angry , Mr. Lam accused The Onion of systematically “ getting thing wrong . ”
Excerpt from The Onion ’s clause on the 2d - contemporaries Zune monolithic adoption
“ The thing about Gates is straight , though ” the technical school publication ’s fickle drawing card added , “ and I love his taste in pants and fleece jumpers too . Specially that stripy one he wore at last twelvemonth ’s CES . So cute . No , really , I have it away it . I experience Chen is on the fencing on that one but personally , I conceive his garb make him the fashion force in the industry . Like the Coco Chanel of tech , if you will ” Later , he left the way bump into a electric chair , splatter some of the mental object from the bottle in a browned newspaper publisher suitcase that he carry around all morning , which he bring up to as “ my chocolate . ”
speak on precondition of namelessness , the owner of pop news reference site Fark , amateurish lawyer and wing fishing aficionado Drew Curtis aver that he was going to give extra effectual counsel to Gizmodo and Brian Lam to stop what he referred to as “ that tough risky big source of news . ” “ It ’s whole unsufferable ” he said “ I have it off that Gizmodo and me hadour difference regarding the role of NSFWin the yesteryear , but The Onion ’s defective reporting has to be stopped at once . ”
https://gizmodo.com/drew-curtis-says-nfsw-trademark-software-is-a-prank-333341
Gizmodo ’s publishing company Nick Denton was unavailable for remark , having margarita at a company somewhere in Manhattan . [ The Onion ]
( Notice : While this should come as obviously fake to 99 % of the people out there , for the 1 % , yes , this post is fake fake bastard . F - A - chiliad - E. This one you just read and , like everything they do , the Onion ’s )
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