Honor Your Dead Loved Ones by Stuffing Their Ashes in a Bullet and Shooting It

Sometimes , the best manner to commemorate those who ’ve passed on to the neat unknown is to bet at exposure . Or compose a verse form . Or leave flower at their headstone . Or tear them out of a gun .

Holy Smokehas a very niche line of work . For $ 1,250 , they ’ll mug up the incinerate leftovers of your dead amigo into a nice shipment of ammunition . And there ’s something for everyone ! One pound of human ash tree plus your bereaved cash will yield 250 shotgun shells , 100 rifle cartridges , or 250 pistol magazine . But hold off , there ’s more :

( Mantle - worthy , ruined , wooden handcrafted boxes with labels are available for an extra $ 100.00 per box for either shotshells or cartridge . )

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And what will those labels say , I wonder ? “ My auntie is in these shotgun shells . ”

An invoice of the society ’s macrocosm by one of its beginner reveals that he is distinctly some variety of moonstruck :

My friend smiled and said “ You know I ’ve thought about this for some clip and I want to be cremate . Then I require my ashes put into some bomb lading shotgun shells and have someone that have a go at it how to turkey James Henry Leigh Hunt use the shotgun shells with my ash to shoot a turkey . That fashion I will rest in peace fuck that the last thing that one Meleagris gallopavo will see is me , cry at him at about 900 feet per second . ”

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Yes , this sound normal and not at all fucking creepy-crawly and sick . If I could have my ashes sneak in inside a hydrogen turkey , however , then we ’d be speak .

Aside from being kind of perverse , Holy Smoke ’s occupation would be an excellent premise for some sort of retaliation killing picture . You murdered my dog . And now , Mr. Pooftail ’s ashes are about to fellate your caput off .

Justice from the grave . [ Holy SmokeviaNeatorama ]

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