How to Sign In to Twitter

On Tuesday , the president of the United States start his day with his common Aristotelian stream of tweet that seem to be random but are surely formulated according to a deliberate and thoughtful plan . Amidst the ramblings , President Trump bespeak that he may need a little IT help when it comes to using Twitter , and we ’ve got word , viaMotherboard , that the ship’s company ’s founder , Jack Dorsey , headed to the White House to bid some personal assistance . For those of you who can not get a personal tutorial from Jack , we ’ve got you covered .

It may seem like Trump is just picking unconnected matter out of flimsy tune for him to pinch about in his prescribed capacity , but the reality is that the television receiver is doing it for him . “ The best matter ever to happen to Twitter is Donald Trump , ” hequotedFox Business host Maria Bartiromo as saying this morning . He then give-up the ghost off on a rant about Twitter handle Conservative poorly :

“ The best thing ever to happen to Twitter is Donald Trump . ”@MariaBartiromoSo honest , but they do n’t treat me well as a Republican . Very discriminatory , concentrated for people to sign on . Constantly taking multitude off listing . openhanded complaints from many masses . dissimilar name calling - over 100 M … ..

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— Donald J. Trump ( @realDonaldTrump)April 23 , 2019

I do n’t know what “ Different name - over 100 M ” mean value , and the ellipsis does n’t direct into a clearing on hisnext tweet . He land up his command with : “ But should be much higher than that if Twitter was n’t playing their political games . No wonder Congress wants to get involved – and they should . Must be more , and reasonable , companies to get out the WORD ! ”

Of all these complaints , the only one I sympathise is “ hard for the great unwashed to sign on . ” And I wholly get it ! It can be hard to sign on to things . As Motherboard reported , Jack move to the White House to discourse “ the health of the public conversation on Twitter . ”

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But let ’s be literal here , Jack is only go to show Trump how to lumber in on Twitter and explain that no one is always taken “ off tilt ” ( ? ) or discriminated against . According to theWashington Post , the meeting just wrapped up moments before issue . And Trump will shortly foretell that he had a great conversation with “ Jack Twitter ” and that the CEO call to discontinue his deliberatecampaign against conservatives . No one will have learned much , fourth dimension and money will be wasted , and another day in which the Chief Executive does n’t nuke anyone will have make pass .

But hopefully , above all , Trump will see that sign in to Twitter is pretty prosperous once you get the hang of it . For the 100 million ( ? ) or so other citizenry who ca n’t get the presidential discourse , here ’s a quick tutorial :

1 . Make a Twitter account . This is key to logging on to Twitter . This will require an email and a password . Remember to tally an avatar range of a function unless you want some snide - ass liberal snowflake calling you a Russian bot just because you ca n’t string word together in a coherent order .

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2 . Once you have an account , go ahead and exit so we can drill logging back in .

3 . Go to Twitter Lucy in the sky with diamonds com or open up the app , and you ’ll see a login screen . It requires a username and countersign but lucky for you , you already made both of these things in step two . Just go ahead and typecast that dogshit in .

4 . Shit ! It ’s ask for a computer code ? ! What is this ? ! ! Well , I kinda tricked you . Back at pace two , you may have done the saucy matter and coiffe uptwo - element authenticationusing your phone issue . Now , Twitter just wants to get off you a code via text message . moderate your texts , do you see a random string of numbers sent from an unidentified stranger ? That ’s the computer code ! character that son of a bitch into Twitter .

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